Chow vs. Shoe Money aka The "Battle" of the Rich Assholes!

Well any of you that read either JohnChow.com or ShoeMoney.com know that for the last few weeks, they've been having a "competition" to see which one of them could get the most subscribers to their blog in a certain amount of time. Hmm, well for those of you who are NOT familiar with these sites, both of these guys are rich, SUPER rich, so rich they could live comfortably for the rest of their lives if they stopped making money today. So basically this "Fun," "HaHa," "Teehee" competition their having, is basically just to see which one of them could get even richer....well actually both of them did. They both added a few thousand MORE subscribers to their blog, so I really don't see a loser here, although technically Shoemoney won their "competition." They bated people in by promising random prizes being given away to subscribers n such, yay. They get a few more million, while the piss poor folk get a prize if we're one of the LUCKY chosen. The above cartoon gives a pretty accurate depiction of all this, except they should have big giant bags of money to go with their bags of subscribers. Oh and they also brought up how a LOT of people didn't know about RSS, and their competition EDUCATED people about subscribing to blogs.....::cough:: BULLSHIT ::cough::.

Ya know, a cooler idea, would've been to share the wealth a little or give someone new a rub. Maybe they could've taken even a mid level blog, a blog that's showing promise and hard work but not a ton of success yet, and had this sort of competition with THEM. An Apollo Creed vs. Rocky Balboa story of sorts. Of course the bigger site would win the "competition"...but the up and coming site could've gained some recognition and subscribers, and maybe be elevated to the next level. They could've made headlines by running the competition every month, I can see it now: "Rich Asshole gives underdog a shot to make it to their level in online business." HAH, yeah right. 2 guys who are on the same level, just want to keep raking in more dollars for themselves, while trying to convince people they were teaching them something or offering them something great, we don't buy it! SO, basically if you ever want to get to the Rich Asshole level, you have to Do It Fucking Now and get you're own shit done, and work long ass hours to maybe contend with these guys one day, or at least make it to a comfortable level, without getting greedy and hitting total rich asshole level. And if we ever hit it big in the online business world, we'll be here letting our readers know the information they need to make it...."Here is what you need to do" "Here is the attitude you need to have" "Here are some tips on getting there"....not just "HAHA you sorry asses, bow to us, subscribe to our shit, and make us richer, and when you do, we'll ALLOW you to keep on reading our oh so glorious blogs! Screw that shit. Give the rich assholes a taste of the DIFNAttitude!

Reason of the Day to Do It F'n Now: Food!

So after a few days of being in the new Do It Fucking Now Attitude mindset, my heads been working overtime thinking up things to apply this attitude to. Basically there's a shitload of reasons to Do It Fucking Now. In this first edition, we're going to talk about FOOD. Food is good shit, can usually get a good upbeat mood going just by having some good food. Well, when you sit around and don't do shit, you earn nothing, hence you eat no good food, and that sucks. The good stuff costs, and if your business isn't doing shit, you'll be eating whatever you can AFFORD, not good stuff you WANT. Plenty of times I'm sitting around, or even out somewhere, and think "DAMN (insert food or restaurant name) would be GOOD tonight," or "I wish we could have some ("insert food once again") and throw a movie on tonight, that'd be awesome. WELL, sorry, but Ramen noodles and Tuna sandwiches are all that's on the menu tonight buddy, keep on wishing. I'd personally love to hit a restaurant like Red Lobster or TGI Fridays 2-3 times a week, or have the luxury to just be able to when I feel like it, but even that is not possible when you're broke. How about even ordering a got damn pizza on the weekend to liven things up, NOPE, you didn't DO IT FUCKING NOW and you can't have that either. On top of that, if your doing jack shit and having to live with family, your even MORE screwed, since when/if you have a little extra cash, sure you could hit the store and get the goods for a steak dinner....BUT when you're family is supplying the food you're eating a lot of the time, you can't just walk in with some good shit for yourself and not expect to share, they shared with you, so now its payback time....looks like a frozen pizza and another sandwich for you bitchboy! This basically can be applied to many things, and I'll go over them in the next few editions, but food is 1 thing that your going to miss out on and be stuck eating whatever is affordable if you don't bust ass and Do It Fucking Now!

Well, Are Ya?

DIFNA dot com = Do It F-ing NOW Attitude

In case it wasn't clear, DIFNA.com stands for Do It Fucking Now Attitude. That's what it's all about folks.

Why Should YOU Do It F'n Now? Because Life Sucks!

So I'm sure some of you read this blog, and you "get it" right away....Do It Fucking Now, improve your life. Others, you probably come here and ask "Why should I do it fucking now?" Well its pretty easy to identify if you need to do it fucking now or not, you just have to ask yourself if your life sucks. Do you like the 9-5 job you're at? And if you don't have a job, do you like your jobless life? I'm sure most of you aren't as happy as you could be if you really think about it. For me, I'm choosing to suffer now so I can benefit later. My Internet business isn't paying me enough for shit right now, but I'm putting in the time necessary to make big shit happen, but the time between now and then blows. No money for the shit me and my fiance want, no freedom to go out to eat or to a movie whenever we please, have to live in a setup that's "better than nothing" but still way less than what we'd like...so when you have factors like this in your situation, you tend to want to "Do it fucking NOW" more than a lot of others. Everywhere you go you get reminded....."I'd like to buy this someday, I'd like to do that someday, I can't wait to move out so we can do this our way." --all common things said on a daily basis when your life sucks. Think anyone is going to help you out while your going through tough times as you build what YOU know will be your income for life? FUCK no. You get laughed at because your "Job" doesn't involve getting up every day and working your damn ass off for some piece of shit place that will ruin your life even more, until they fire you and leave you're ass out in the cold again. Too bad most people don't see it that way. "He works on the computer or something" translate to "Lazy ass won't get a job" in most cases. But that's the good thing, get laughed at when you're at your lowest point, striving to build, and identify the assholes that think you're an idiot for doing it (and BOY I've discovered MANY,) then when you're business is working for you, and you're enjoying all the benefits, you get tell all those people, family or not, to go fuck themselves, and you're left with the people you KNOW you can rely on, since they stuck by you and believed your project could do what you believed it could. Too bad you'll have a handful of people that even half way tolerate what you're doing (if your LUCKY), while you'll have the majority complaining, talking shit, unwilling to be understanding and lend a helping hand, and viewing you as a loser. Well I've learned it's easy to just say FUCK EM, who needs people that are only on your side if it meets their conditions? FUCK EM.

My situation is similar to many of yours I'm sure. There are daily things you want to improve or change, and the "Do It Fucking Now" attitude is a way to get shit done and fix the problems. The jackasses out there who have made it big in online business did it, and still do it, and look at their results, they have it ALL. So basically, if you have one thing in your life that you can't afford, or you wish you could do it better, that's reason enough to DO IT FUCKING NOW.

John Chow and ShoeMoney Suck! Oh and Welcome to DIFNA.com!

Yeah, I'm starting this blog off with a bang. Inspired by regularly visiting JohnChow.com and ShoeMoney.com, and getting to see all the great shit they have. Call me a jealous bastard, I'll agree. Screw those guy, I don't care! Let's see, John Chow blogs about whatever the hell he had for lunch every fuckin day....and yeah, it's good shit most of the time, and if it LOOKs like shit, it's 9 times out of 10 some fancy shit that costs 100 bucks a plate or more. So this guy gets to travel the world, take pics of what he's eating, and be rich as shit, sounds good to me! When i first went to his site, he talked about how he just had a blog, talking about random shit he did in his life, and one day just decided to try and make money with it, and BAM it worked. Well shit, you'll hear it here FIRST if either myself or G.C. just wake up and start bankin one day. ShoeMoney, i checked out his blog a little bit later....THIS son of a bitch, well he's on his site talking about UFC after parties he's hosting for this past Saturday's UFC event. Cool enough, but hot damn, I visit today, and he's got all his pics and stories from the event. Yeah, sure pics from the crowd, but MORE pics with everybody who's somebody in UFC....including a pic with the caption of somethin like "Riding with Dana White over to the event."......and its him and Dana White in a damn limo.....what the fuck! Then he tells a story of him getting drunk off his damn ass, and Big John McCarthy, UFC's most famous referee, having to come check on him........rich bastards. So yeah....my first rant.....i picked the 2 rich bastards sites that i visit daily to start with.....because they obviously have the DO IT FUCKING NOW ATTITUDE.....their sites are updated DAILY, they get shit handled, and they made it happen. The DIFNA IS hard as shit, don't get me wrong...I find myself VERY often saying "What the hell dumbass, DO MORE SHIT, IF U DON'T LIKE YOUR SITUATION AND YOU WANT 1/4 OF WHAT THOSE GUYS HAVE! Problem being, it IS hard to get motivation. Thus, the purpose of this site....maybe sometimes we'll go off on a subject, but more often than not, this is us telling ourselves to GET FUCKIN BUSY, and DON'T bitch about what the damn internet moguls have when you can be doin the same damn thing if you just did MORE and stopped fucking around. Now....this is the first rant, the next time I need to talk shit to myself....I'll be back...again and again...until i can be a rich asshole who eats great food every damn day and posts about just how fuckin good it was. Try out DIFNA lifestyle, you might actually make somethin of yourself.......jackass!

Do it F-ing Now

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